Santa: Dekho Ek Mahan Lekhak Ne Kaha Hai 'Pati Ko Bhi Ghar Ke Mamle Me Bolne Ka Hak Hona Chahiye'a Jito: Dekho Wo Bechara Bhi Sirf Likh Paya Kah Nahin
Santa: Meri Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna! Jindagi Men Kuchh Mile N Mile Ek Chij Hamesha Hak Se Maang Lena! Banta: Woh Kya? Santa: Panipuri Khane Ke Baad Sukhi Puri!
College Ke Pahle Din Santa Ek Ladki Se "Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?" Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kahte Hain! Santa: Kya Baat Hai Mujhe Sab Jija Ji Kahte Hain!
Santa: Parson Meri Bivi Kuen Men Gir Gai! Use Bahut Chote Lagi Aur Vo Bahut Chilla Rahi Thi! Banta: Ab Kaisi Hai Vo? Santa: Ab To Wo Thik Hi Hogi Kyonki Kal Se Kuen Se Koi Aavaj Nahin I!
Premika: Ham Log Do Saal Se Ek Dusre Se Prem Karte Hain Par Kya Tumne Aaj Tak Mujhse Shadi Karne Ke Bare Men Kabhi Socha Hai? Santa: Daras Bat Yah Hai Ki Mujhe Galat Mat Samjhna Parantu Is Bare Men Pahle Mujhe Apni PtNi Se Bat Karni Padegi! Tabhi Main Tumhen Koi Jawab De Sakunga!
Santa Ne Jito Ko Shadi Se Pahle Bola "Agar Tu Meri N Hui To Main Tujhe Kisi Ki Nahin Hone Dunga!" Jito Jhat Se Boli "Lo Ab Aapki Ho Gayi Ab Sabki Hone Doge?"